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A husband is late getting home from work and his wife starts to worry. The husband sends his wife a text message that says, “Honey, I was hit by a car on the way out of the office. Tina took me to the hospital. They’ve given me MRIs and Xrays. I’ve suffered a concussion, but they don’t think there will be any lasting damage. Besides that, I’ve got three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in my left leg, and the doctor says they may have to amputate my right foot.”

The wife’s reply?

“Who the hell is Tina?!?”

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